Breakin’ Old Habits I was a wanna’ be break dancer. I get these obsessions from time to time. I see something that fascinates me and I throw myself into it. Back in the mid ’80s, it was break dancing. I wish you could have seen it. I had a big piece of cardboard covering the concrete floor of our closed-in garage and would practice, practice, … Continue reading Breakin’ Old Habits
The Apple of My Eye My wife Julie is spending some time with my mistress this week. They get along great. Sure Julie’s a little jealous, what with my going on and on about how wonderful the mistress is. How I long to spend more time with her. How I would pull up stakes tomorrow to be closer to her. She’s mesmerizing. I’ve never felt … Continue reading The Apple of My Eye
Warning: Do not let small children read the following. 😉 There was a conversation this weekend. A tooth was lost. A joke was made. I pushed a snowball down a hill. My older daughter lost a tooth on Saturday. She’s known the “truth” about the Tooth Fairy for a while but to her credit she hasn’t spoiled the fantasy for her younger sister. For that … Continue reading Fairy Tales
Furious Fireflies 