Middle School Blues

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Middle School Blues

My daughter is in middle school. There. I said it. I just need to face it and move on. She’ll be fine. She’s a bright kid and we stay involved so she’ll be fine. It doesn’t matter that she’s suddenly surrounded by hundreds of kids who are hormonal tornadoes. Kids whose bodies are maturing well before their brains. She’ll be fine.

I kept telling myself this as we prepared for the school year. We looked into different schools in the area and across the board, middle schools were the worst. We told ourselves it was just the age. Kids going through all the things that kids go through at this age just have a hard time focusing on school. Focusing on anything for that matter.

But then middle school went from being a far away, abstract idea to a reality. OMG (Trying to learn the language.) Now it was time for “orientation” at the school. We would see the place in person and our fears would melt away. The turnout was great. The cafetorium was packed. This is a good sign. Maybe all these parents are as worried as we are. We were in this together. Let’s get this thing started. Let’s let the fine teachers and administrators put our minds at ease. We are ready to put our children in your hands.

“Hello parents. Great to see such a big turnout. We’re going to have a great year. Before we get started our school jazz band will entertain you.” (I’m not making this up) Horn section: da da da….da da…..da da da…. da da…..da da da…

Louie Louie!?!?!? Are you kidding me?!?! We kick this thing off with a frat house theme song. We’re sending our kids to Animal House! Here’s where it went from there. Introductions of the teachers and staff with brief comments. When the Media Specialist was introduced, she came to the front and couldn’t figure out how to TURN ON THE MIC! The MEDIA SPECIALIST! Then the cheerleaders came out to fire up the crowd. Not with “2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a dollar…” but with a dance number in the tradition of the Laker Girls, including the grinding and booty shaking. Great for the Laker Girls. I’m a fan of the genre. But twelve year old girls! This IS Animal House.

And the parents we were “in this together” with. During the tour of the classrooms, I actually heard a mom trying to talk her daughter OUT of taking a science class that the little girl wanted to take because the mom said it would be too much work. OMG. What kind of rabbit hole did I fall into? I left the orientation feeling disoriented.

Spring forward a few weeks. We’ve had some time to adjust and while it’s far from perfect, she seems to be doing well. She has learned a variety of curse words. The ones I had not inadvertently taught her already. She’s witnessed three fights. Young boys being young boys I tell myself. Her grades are great but the work seems far from challenging. At the Open House we had a chance to meet her teachers and talk briefly. She has her favorites and not so favorites but they all seem to be good people and good teachers.

I’m more and more convinced it’s the system that’s broken. While the age of the students is indeed a big factor, things could be much better. They’re on a massive ship with an enormous crew but they’re heading in the wrong direction. Changing course on the USS Bureaucratic Mess however, is a long slow process even under the best of circumstances. And these are not the best of circumstances.

She’ll be fine. I know. I on the other hand, may lose my mind.

One more funny. At the Open House last week, there were tables set up with info about different groups and clubs on campus. We were invited to check out the Anti Drug and Alcohol booth. This is good. Drugs are bad. Especially at this age. At this booth there was a special offer. They were trying to get people to sign what I think was an “I won’t do drugs” pledge. Sounds good. There was even the possibility of winning a prize if you signed up. If you were the lucky one picked in the no drugs lottery, you won a gift card to STARBUCKS!

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3 thoughts on “Middle School Blues

  1. My wife and I are both over 50 parents of a seven year old, our only child. We are fortunate enough to be able to be pretty involved with her life ( she wants us to and we can). I doubt that it much different there in Florida than Texas which means I’m now going to sleep even less! Like you we often observe that the parents aren’t as “mature” as the children! I had a run in with my daughters dance instructor two years ago ( age five at the time) over makeup at a dance recital! Many of the parents happily had their kids made up like models, or pole dancers!
    And I’m a child of the 60’s– so my comments arent coming from a particularly conservative background!!

  2. Your concerns for your daughter’s middle school education are well founded. The novel, The Twilight’s Last Gleaming On Public Education discusses the potential, challenges, and obstacles that currently litter the public education landscape in America. It possess many of the elements found in just about every school system throughout the United States. This intriguing, socially relevant, and enlightening story is available via http://www.Xlibris.com, http://www.bn.com, http://www.borders.com, or http://www.amazon.com. Check it out for youself. See if you can identify with the characters and situations presented. Discuss it with your friends. Do you agree with the proposed solutions?

  3. Wow, that sounds like what my high school was like a decade ago. I knew that these kids were being pressured into acting older way too soon but goodness.. Laker Girls? Getting kids hooked on caffeine if they promise not to do other drugs?

    I think we are definitely sending Aub to a private Christian school…If we can at all afford it (Pretty hard with what they pay us). I guess I had better buy up all my expensive camera gear now, to get me through the 13 years of sending kids (we are planning on having one more) to private school cause from what i hear, high school is even worse!!!!

    By the way, he blog rocks, I added your RSS feed to my RSS list. When I get my hosting situation figured out, I will be turning admiller.com into my personal blog, and use admillerphoto.com for my pics. And I may use WordPress as well.

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